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We Ripped the Future Into MP3s
We Ripped the Future Into MP3s I just spent about 45 minutes digging through old hard drives. The kind you keep for reasons you can no longer fully explain. Drives pulled from dead computers, copied machine to machine, carried through multiple offices and operating systems and stages of life. Digital junk drawers full of old projects, forgotten photos, obsolete installers, and files that seemed important enough to save at the time. I was looking for one specific MP3. That las

Rich Washburn
6 hours ago10 min read


Something Happened This Week. I'm Not Sure What to Call It.
Something Happened This Week. I'm Not Sure What to Call It. I have been in and around security and technology long enough to be suspicious of hype. The word "singularity" gets thrown around like a party favor by people who want to feel like they are living inside a historic moment. Most of the time, the moment is smaller than they think. This week is different. I am not going to tell you the singularity has arrived in the Kurzweil sense. That is a specific technical claim abo

Rich Washburn
8 hours ago6 min read


Base44 Put a Radio in the Vibe-Coding Machine. Now Give It a Brain.
Base44 Put a Radio in the Vibe-Coding Machine. Now Give It a Brain. I want to be transparent about something before this article begins. I am dictating this into a Base44 agent right now. This agent is going to take my voice, turn it into text, shape it into an article, and publish it to my website. I paused my music to do it. Think about that for a second. I paused my music — the music I was listening to while building things in Base44 — to dictate an article about Base44 ad

Rich Washburn
1 day ago6 min read


Rollover Minutes Are Back. Except Now They're Tokens.
Rollover Minutes Are Back. Except Now They're Tokens. I've been joking about this for weeks. Holding up an imaginary sign: will work for tokens. Offering increasingly desperate favors for another thousand context window. The memes are already out there — the internet figured out that tokens are the new currency of getting things done, and the humor writes itself. But something just happened that isn't funny. It's actually significant. And it's one of those things that sounds

Rich Washburn
1 day ago5 min read


VaporVault Got a Complete Makeover. Here's What's New.
VaporVault Got a Complete Makeover. Here's What's New. A couple of years ago I wrote about VaporVault as a concept. A private, offline, encrypted vault you physically own — no cloud, no subscription, no company holding a copy of your stuff. The idea was right. The implementation was held together with Arduino duct tape. Version 4.2.1 is a different product. Not an update. A rebuild. And I think it's finally at the point where I can talk about it without the asterisk. Let me s

Rich Washburn
1 day ago5 min read


Bell Labs Wasn't the Miracle. It Was the Prototype.
Bell Labs Wasn't the Miracle. It Was the Prototype. On June 22, 2026, the White House signed Executive Order 14413 — titled "Ushering in the Next Frontier of Quantum Innovation." Washington being Washington, it arrived with the usual architecture of federal language: interagency coordination timelines, working groups, 180-day deliverable windows, acronyms stacked on acronyms. Read it fast and you file it under "quantum funding announcement." Read it carefully and you notice s

Rich Washburn
1 day ago7 min read


The NASCAR-ification of Tech: When Every Product Is a Sponsorship Announcement
The NASCAR-ification of Tech: When Every Product Is a Sponsorship Announcement I signed into Netlify last week because someone sent me a link and I figured I'd poke around. Standard drill — sign in with Google, free tier, new account I'll probably forget about by Thursday. But before I even got to the product, I noticed something. Right there in the onboarding: OpenAI Codex, Anthropic, Google Gemini. Wired in. Presented as features. That's three of the biggest names in AI, si

Rich Washburn
1 day ago5 min read


OpenProfile Update: The First Launch Proved It Worked. This Pass Makes It Trustworthy.
OpenProfile Update: The First Launch Proved It Worked. This Pass Makes It Trustworthy. There is a version of a product launch article I could write that focuses on the new feature count, the lines changed, the surfaces touched. I'm not going to write that one. What I actually did since the OpenProfile launch was less exciting and more important. I made the thing stable. When you launch something real — not a demo, not a pitch deck, but an actual product with real users openin

Rich Washburn
2 days ago6 min read


The Floor Just Came Up. The Ceiling Did Not Move.
Google Just Shipped a Tabular Foundation Model That Beats Your Data Scientist's Best Baseline. Here's What That Actually Means. The headline making the rounds this week is that TabFM is "about to replace traditional machine learning." That is marketing nonsense dressed up as a breakthrough. The actual story is more interesting — and more useful. Near the end of the video Google released alongside TabFM, a presenter says something that deserves to be quoted directly: "The floo

Rich Washburn
2 days ago6 min read


Beacon 5.0 and Beacon Studio 1.0: The Rebuild That Finally Connected Everything
It's 12:30 a.m. on a Friday and I'm writing this instead of sleeping, which is apparently just what Beacon does to me. This started as a weekend experiment. A tiny Wi-Fi server. Wearable, sort of. Useful, maybe. I wanted to see what would happen if you could wear a Wi-Fi network the way you wear a name tag — except the name tag loads a webpage, and the webpage is you. That was the origin. Ankle monitors, a real estate agent's jaw drop at a networking event, a food truck disco

Rich Washburn
5 days ago5 min read


Inside Kimi K3: What the Benchmarks Don't Show You
Three trillion parameters. 896 expert networks. A 17-place jump to number one in front-end coding overnight. I want to slow down on Kimi K3 for a minute, because the headline numbers are getting all the attention and the actual architecture story is more interesting than the leaderboard. Start with the benchmark reality. Kimi K3, built by Beijing-based Moonshot AI, is now sitting at number one in Arena's front-end coding rankings. First place across six out of seven domains —

Rich Washburn
5 days ago6 min read


The Wall Wasn't a Wall
The wall wasn't a wall. That's the thing worth sitting with after Kimi K3 dropped Thursday. Not the benchmark scores. Not the pricing. The wall. The six-to-twelve months of comfortable distance that American AI labs and their investors and the policymakers backing them had built an entire strategic posture around — it turns out it was more like a speed bump. Moonshot AI, a Beijing-based lab most people outside of China had never thought twice about, released Kimi K3 this week

Rich Washburn
5 days ago4 min read


The Dial-Up Era of AI
I'm writing this by talking... Hands crossed. Sitting back. Just saying words out loud into a console that's going to turn them into an article, generate a cover image, produce audio, post it to my site, push it to LinkedIn. The whole thing. I'm not touching a keyboard. Last week I wrote a Mac app in twenty minutes. It connects over Bluetooth to my Ember mug and shows me the temperature in my menu bar. Not my mug. I didn't build the mug. Didn't invent the Bluetooth stack. I j

Rich Washburn
Jul 135 min read


Palantir Is Mostly Right. But They're Also Selling Something.
Palantir published a nine-point manifesto on AI sovereignty this week that's been making the rounds. The highlights: sovereignty dictates your institution's future, data retention is your treasure, tokenmaxxing hijacks your value orientation, and controlling your weights is controlling your fate. CEO Alex Karp followed it up on CNBC, calling the per-token pricing model a "tax" and suggesting something has gone "completely wrong" with how AI is sold to enterprises. It's worth

Rich Washburn
Jul 137 min read


The Hardware War Nobody Was Watching
Everyone has been staring at the benchmark leaderboards. Meanwhile, the real fight moved somewhere else entirely. Apple just filed a 41-page lawsuit against OpenAI. Not over AI. Over manufacturing. The specific targets are Tang Tan — OpenAI's hardware chief, formerly Apple's VP of product design — and a former Apple engineer named Chang Lu. Apple's allegation is a coordinated extraction campaign: employees being actively pushed to download confidential files on their way out

Rich Washburn
Jul 135 min read


I Built the App Ember Should Have Shipped
I want to say upfront that "I built" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. What I actually did was look at my coffee mug, have a thought, type that thought into Glaze, and go do other stuff. About fifteen or twenty minutes later, I had a finished, working macOS application sitting in my menu bar. It connected to my Ember Mug over Bluetooth, showed me the temperature, and sent me a push notification when the battery got low. I'm not sure "I built" is even the right

Rich Washburn
Jul 125 min read


I Slipped and Fell on an App Store Listing
I want to be clear about something upfront: I claim zero talent or skill in what I'm about to describe. This is a broken clock story. The clock just happened to be right at a useful moment. Labor Day weekend 2024. Raining in South Florida. Bored enough to do something stupid. I grabbed a Xiao ESP32-C3 — tiny little microcontroller, about $5, probably the smallest ESP32 package I've ever seen — and eight buttons. Wired four of them to standard shortcuts: copy, paste, cut, ente

Rich Washburn
Jul 105 min read


OpenAI Dropped Three Models Today. I Tried the One That Matters.
GPT-5.6 Sol launched today, July 9, 2026. Technically it's three models — Sol, Terra, and Luna — but let's be honest about what actually happened. OpenAI shipped one flagship model that everyone is going to talk about, and two supporting tiers designed to give developers options without sending their API bills to the moon. Sol is the thing. Terra and Luna are pricing strategy. Here's how I found out about it in the most anticlimactic way possible: I was already using i

Rich Washburn
Jul 103 min read


I Have 65 Tokens Left and Apparently That’s a Personal Problem
Let me explain what happened... I found a vibe-coding tool for Mac called Glaze. I had 120 free tokens....I had a mildly annoying workflow problem involving prompts and clipboard management and too many browser tabs and about eight thousand open Notes documents I never look at. I told the AI to build me a small floating window. That’s where things got away from me. Here’s How the Evening Actually Went The original ask was pretty simple. Make me a floating sidecar window that

Rich Washburn
Jul 95 min read


When the Law Firm Is Also the AI
On July 7th, Norm AI closed a $120 million Series C at a $1.2 billion valuation. Khosla Ventures led the round — the same firm that was the first institutional investor in OpenAI. Blackstone, Bain Capital Ventures, Coatue, Vanguard, Craft Ventures, and New York Life all participated. So did Jeff Hammes, the former Chairman of Kirkland & Ellis — one of the most powerful law firms on earth — and Fenwick LLP, investing directly as a firm. The company has raised more than $260 mi

Rich Washburn
Jul 94 min read


The Agent That Doesn’t Stop When You Do
The Receipt OpenClaw — one of the most widely used open-source agent frameworks in the world — just shipped a feature called Dreaming. By default, it runs at 3:00 AM. Every night. Whether you’re awake or not. What it does, technically, is background memory consolidation: three phases (Light, REM, Deep) that sort recent short-term signals, reflect on themes, and promote the most durable insights into long-term memory. The system scores candidates on relevance, frequency, recen

Rich Washburn
Jul 95 min read


The Prompt Did the Shape. It Didn't Do the Substance.
A post crossed my feed this week with a T-Rex crushing a McKinsey building in its jaws, “AI” and “Anthropic” stamped across its side. The copy underneath: twenty Claude prompts that supposedly replace an entire finance consulting team. A three-statement financial model, priced at “$9,000 Big 4 engagement.” Cash flow forecasting, “$6,500 CFO-level build.” A SaaS metrics dashboard, “$8,000 SaaS CFO template.” Working capital optimization, “$6,000 McKinsey engagement.” Twenty li

Rich Washburn
Jul 84 min read


Companies Fired Their Best People to Go "AI-Native." Now They're Quietly Hiring Them Back.
MIT's State of AI in Business report found that 95% of enterprise generative AI pilots fail to deliver measurable ROI. Not “underperform.” Fail — no return the company can point to. Separately, Gartner surveyed companies on their AI-driven workforce reductions and found that 80% had cut headcount, with zero correlation between the size of the cut and any resulting improvement in ROI. Cutting people didn't produce better numbers. It just produced fewer people. Then there's the

Rich Washburn
Jul 84 min read


Polsia Is AI Slop Spelled Backwards. That's Not the Insult People Think It Is.
Ben Broca launched Polsia in late 2025. One founder. No employees. A system of AI agents that plans, codes, markets, and runs companies around the clock. Within a month, he crossed $1 million in annualized revenue with over 1,000 companies running on the platform. A month after that, $3 million ARR, 3,000 companies. Last count, something like $10 million run rate, thousands of businesses on the platform, and a $30 million Series A at a $250 million post-money valuation — rais

Rich Washburn
Jul 84 min read


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