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The Great Repricing of Human Intelligence: We Finally Have the Receipts
For five years, we've debated what artificial intelligence would do to employment. Now the numbers are arriving. The early picture isn't mass unemployment or business as usual. It's something considerably more interesting: a fundamental change in what human work is worth. Well, Here We Are For roughly five years, we've had the same conversation. Will AI replace jobs? Will it create new jobs? Will productivity explode? What happens when machines can perform the cognitive labor

Rich Washburn
4 days ago10 min read


Wireless Horsepower: The Sleeper Technology That Could Turn Every Coffee Shop Into a GPU Café
The next computing revolution might not be a faster laptop. It might be the realization that your laptop doesn't need to be fast at all. Every once in a while, I come across a piece of technology that makes my inner nerd sit up a little straighter. Not necessarily because it's going to change the world tomorrow. Not because somebody has raised seventeen billion dollars to disrupt an industry nobody knew needed disrupting. And certainly not because there's an AI-generated mark

Rich Washburn
4 days ago9 min read


The Unscrupulousness Protocol: Nothing to See Here
Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show, Day One: Questionable engineering, unreasonable leverage, expensive boats, and the occupational hazards of being helpful. I think I may have a problem. Actually, several. The first is that I can't go anywhere without turning an ordinary conversation into a technology project. The second is that I can't recognize when I've already accomplished enough for one day. And the third, which became especially relevant on Day One, is that I have

Rich Washburn
5 days ago6 min read


Boredom, MP3 Players, and the Unfilled Interval
I heard that honestav song, "iphone killed the mp3," and it got me thinking. First, about "Video Killed the Radio Star." There's something funny about MTV eventually becoming part of the world somebody misses. Apparently every future gets a turn being the good old days. But mostly I've been thinking about the MP3 players. I see it with Olivia and people around her age. The interest in old iPods, cameras, physical music. And it goes beyond collecting some obsolete thing becaus

Rich Washburn
Oct 254 min read


Still Using WordPress? The NSA Would Like a Word.
An emergency PHP warning, another patch scramble, and a brief visit to the "I told you so" department. I've been telling people to get their businesses off WordPress for years. Now the NSA has entered the conversation. And while their advice is considerably more diplomatic than mine, "take the system offline" is a fairly strong opening statement. Two critical vulnerabilities in PHP—the software underneath WordPress and many other web applications—have triggered emergency patc

Rich Washburn
Oct 223 min read


Black Hole Sun: Chris Cornell Was 32 Years Ahead of the Telescope
Chris Cornell wrote it as a surreal dream. Thirty-two years later, the James Webb Space Telescope found the real thing. On May 23, 1994, Soundgarden released "Black Hole Sun." Chris Cornell said he wrote it in a matter of minutes after mishearing a news broadcast. A phrase that sounded like "black hole sun" got stuck in his head, and out came one of the strangest, most enduring songs of the decade. He called it a surreal dreamscape. A weird, play-with-the-title kind of song.

Rich Washburn
Oct 194 min read


Same Screen, Different Worlds: Karpathy, Pocock, and the Widening AI Divide
Same technology. Different experiences. Radically different realities. Why AI is advancing faster than our understanding of what it can do—and why access alone isn't enough. Two people open ChatGPT. Same interface. Same little text box. Same blinking cursor. One asks it to rewrite an email, gets something that sounds suspiciously like a corporate HR department wrote a birthday card, and concludes that artificial intelligence is mostly overhyped autocomplete. The other is orch

Rich Washburn
Oct 1912 min read


Stop Selling Software. Start Giving People Their Time Back.
One coffee meeting, two AI builders, and a lesson every business owner should hear. I had coffee with my buddy Joe Sestito on October 17, 2026. Joe is one of my nerd tribe. He's building HyppoAI, and I'm building... well, you know. A little of this, a little of that, and an increasingly ridiculous collection of AI-powered things that occasionally surprise even me. Whenever we get together, the conversation tends to wander through about 47 different subjects before somebody re

Rich Washburn
Oct 177 min read


In Thrust We Trust: Elon Musk, Engineering Pornographer
The flying Roadster has landed. Everything needs thrusters now. Holy shitballs. On the night of October 15, 2026, Elon Musk and the Tesla/SpaceX engineering teams actually did it. They made the freaking Roadster fly. Not just jump off a ramp. This thing drove nearly upside down, launched into the air, rotated with clockwork precision, hovered, and landed on its wheels. Then it flew over a lineup of Teslas. I watched it live, practically speechless. My inner eight-year-old was

Rich Washburn
Oct 164 min read


The 33-Hour WordPress Coup: $8 Million, Two Executives, and One Very Confused Pirate
I've been trashing WordPress for years. Security vulnerabilities, plugin nightmares, architectural nonsense. The whole platform is a hot mess. In fact, on September 16, I published an article titled PSA: Get Your Business Off WordPress. As it turns out, that was the exact same day TechCrunch published a story about two Automattic executives who had apparently managed to turn a 33-hour corporate coup into a potential $8.15 million payday. And folks, I have to admit something.

Rich Washburn
Oct 152 min read


The Epistemic Event Horizon: Do We Fall Off, or Do We Grow Wings?
AI isn't just changing what we can do. It's changing what we think we know, who we think we are, and what we might become. There's a joke making the rounds in Silicon Valley. When someone leaves a normal tech job, it's all gratitude, amazing colleagues, and excitement for the next adventure. When someone leaves a frontier AI company, it's more like: "I have stared into the abyss. I'm retiring to write poetry. Please spend time with your families." Funny. Except Anthropic's sa

Rich Washburn
Oct 156 min read


The Rise of Ma Woo: A Cut Above
Every superhero has an origin story. This one started with a razor blade, a campaign sign, and a spectacular failure of impulse control. I've driven past political campaign signs that made me want to run them over, set them on fire, or maybe just urinate on them like a dog marking a fire hydrant. We've all had opinions. Some of mine come with special effects. But I've never actually done any of those things. Why? Impulse control. Civilized society. Respect for other people's

Rich Washburn
Oct 143 min read


Florida's El Segundo and the Semiconductor Renaissance
How a 500-acre technology district in Central Florida could become a new engine of American innovation. Full disclosure: I live in Florida, and I already have a NeoCities website. So naturally, I consider myself uniquely qualified to discuss NeoCity's future. The fact that NeoCity and NeoCities have absolutely nothing to do with each other is a minor administrative detail. But jokes aside, something genuinely interesting is happening in Central Florida. And the more I look at

Rich Washburn
Oct 146 min read


AI Is Getting Interesting. Your To-Do List Hasn't Noticed.
The future of AI is moving at ridiculous speed. Your business doesn't need to keep up with all of it. It just needs to put some of it to work. There's a funny disconnect happening with artificial intelligence right now. We watch AI write software, analyze thousands of documents, build websites, conduct research, and tackle problems that would have seemed like science fiction just a few years ago. We look at these demonstrations and think, Okay, this changes everything. Then w

Rich Washburn
Oct 134 min read


First the Missiles. Now the Toaster.
AI is helping people develop weapons, researchers are testing whether it can replicate across household electronics, and the banks would very much like to know where the off switch is. On October 9, 2026, we were talking about the possibility of a catastrophic artificial intelligence incident. In The End of the World Is Still in Beta, we explored reports that executives at OpenAI, Anthropic, and other leading AI companies were preparing for the possibility that something coul

Rich Washburn
Oct 1311 min read


The Great Software Devaluation: AI Slop Comes for the Big Boys
First Adobe. Then Microsoft. Now Autodesk. AI is eroding the economics of proprietary software, and the whole thing is getting wonderfully absurd. Well, this escalated quickly.. Between September 30 and October 7, 2026, a developer used AI to recreate seven of Adobe's major applications and released them as open source. Photoshop. Illustrator. Premiere Pro. Lightroom. After Effects. InDesign. Acrobat. Free. No Creative Cloud subscription. No annual licensing commitment. No ca

Rich Washburn
Oct 125 min read


The End of the World Is Still in Beta
OpenAI and Anthropic are reportedly preparing for a potential AI catastrophe. The 2027 predictions are looking a little less theoretical, and somehow everyone is still hitting Deploy. Well, this is reassuring. According to an October 9 Axios report, executives at OpenAI, Anthropic, and other leading artificial intelligence companies are privately preparing for the possibility of a catastrophic AI incident. Not another chatbot hallucinating a legal citation. Not somebody disco

Rich Washburn
Oct 912 min read


The Death of the Dead Zone: Musk Just Disrupted Telecom
Remember when Uber showed up and the taxi industry realized it had a problem? Wall Street just had a similar moment with SpaceX. And this time, the disruption is coming from orbit. There's something fundamentally ridiculous about walking around in 2026 with a supercomputer in your pocket, having conversations with artificial intelligence, watching rockets land themselves backward on floating platforms in the ocean, and still losing your cellphone signal when you walk into a p

Rich Washburn
Oct 97 min read


Accidental Adler: A Random Act of Interestingness
I love random acts of interestingness. Those little things that happen when you’re somewhere for one reason, paying attention to something completely different, and somehow a completely unrelated idea sneaks in through the side door and follows you home. This one happened on a yacht. Because apparently that’s where we’re doing psychology now. I was out with Rolf on a little yacht-industry recon mission. Walking around, talking to people, looking at boats, generally poking aro

Rich Washburn
Oct 95 min read


Caterpillars of Cognition and the Burden of Being a Butterfly
AI may be the greatest metacognitive training wheel humanity has ever accidentally invented. There is something deeply unfair about awareness. You spend your life learning things, connecting things, trying to understand how the world works, and eventually your reward is discovering how much shit you don't understand. Then you get a little better at thinking and discover something worse: you don't completely understand how you're doing the thinking either. Metacognition is a b

Rich Washburn
Sep 269 min read
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