Sapere Aude: The Caffeinated Renaissance
- Rich Washburn
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(“Dare to Know.”)
Two creators walk into a coffee shop.Yeah, I know — sounds like the setup for a joke, right? Except the punchline is tragic: the coffee sucked, the vibe was corporate cosplay, and the chairs were clearly designed by someone who hates the concept of human comfort.
It wasn’t a Starbucks — because, let’s be honest, Starbucks stopped being a coffeehouse a long time ago. It’s not a “third place” anymore. It’s a caffeine-themed waiting room for people pretending to be productive. The conversations are shallow, the lighting’s anxious, and the energy screams, “Please validate my laptop stickers.”
But here’s the twist. When two creators get irritated enough — when the noise gets too loud, the pretension too thick, and the furniture too medieval — something unexpected happens. The frustration turns into fire.
We started sketching ideas on napkins, talking fast and caffeinated, ranting about how modern coffee shops had lost the plot — how there’s nowhere left to build together anymore. And by the time the barista yelled “last call,” we had accidentally invented something we both desperately needed: Penny University.
A real third place. Not a chain. Not a coworking scam with kombucha on tap.A lighthouse for the builders, makers, dreamers, and doers — the people who don’t ask for permission to invent tomorrow.
This is the 21st-century reboot of what the 18th century already figured out: the Enlightenment started over coffee. Newton didn’t drop the apple in a lab; he argued gravity in a café. Lloyd’s of London? Born in one. The stock exchange? Same story. Because proximity and curiosity were the original Wi-Fi.
We’re rebooting that. But with Wi-Fi that actually works, and a Cloud Bar where you can train your AI model while debating the ethics of it with someone who just quoted Alan Watts over a double espresso.
This isn’t just a place to work. It’s Bell Labs, reborn in denim and black coffee. Remember Bell Labs? The birthplace of the transistor, the laser, Unix, information theory — basically everything that made the modern world possible. You know why it worked? Because physicists, engineers, artists, and poets all hung out in the same building. Curiosity collided with chaos, and progress happened in the hallway.
That’s the model. Penny University is the modern version — the post-AI commons. You walk in alone with a laptop, but you leave with a tribe. You leave with phone numbers, Discord invites, and a project brewing with someone you just met at the communal table. The next time you come back, you’re not just getting caffeine — you’re getting context.
Because this place? It’s not built for customers. It’s built for co-conspirators.
The next great idea — the next iPhone, the next Uber, the next civilization-shifting “holy shit” moment — is going to start here. Not in a boardroom. Not in a sterile startup incubator. Right here, over coffee-stained napkins, dog-eared notebooks, and the kind of late-night, slightly unhinged conversations that change everything.
I want a future where, ten years from now, the founder of some world-altering company sits down with Wired or Forbes and says:
“It started at Penny U. A crazy caffeinated night, a few doodles in the margin of an old magazine, and a conversation that wouldn’t quit.”
That’s the story I want told a thousand times over. That’s the mission.
Because every Renaissance starts with rebellion. Every revolution starts with conversation. And every conversation worth having starts with coffee.
So here’s my call to arms — or rather, to mugs: Let’s build the place where tomorrow begins. Where the lonely creators find their people. Where intellect meets instinct, and caffeine fuels courage. Let’s dare — together — to know. To create. To collide.
Penny University: Sapere Aude. The Revolution in Every Cup.
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