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Beacon 4.0 — It’s 3:15 A.M.
It’s 3:15 a.m. I said I’d be in bed by midnight. Then 1. Then 2. Now I’m finishing the firmware download page for Beacon 4.0, and I’ve committed to getting this live before 3:45. Which means I have 30 minutes to write this before I push it. Also — quick side note — I recently bought one of those serious thermoses to bring coffee with me when I work away from the office. Filled it Sunday morning around 10 a.m. Top to the brim. Apparently it actually keeps coffee hot all day.

Rich Washburn
19 hours ago3 min read


From Seed to Substrate: How ClaudeBot May Have Just Changed the World
The internet does what it does...ClaudeBot drops...OpenClaw. CloudBot. MaltBot. Pick your favorite alias. It barely matters. Within days, Mac Minis are disappearing from shelves like it’s the week before Christmas and someone just announced a new console. I’m not exaggerating. There are YouTube videos right now of people stacking 40, 50, 60 Mac Minis vertically, building what can only be described as a ClaudeBot factory. Rows of white aluminum bricks churning through agent ta

Rich Washburn
3 days ago4 min read


Dunce Bot: The Soldering Do-Boy I Didn’t Mean to Build
OK, so here’s the deal: Among the stuff I got for Christmas this year was one of those servo-motor kits. Five servos. A handful of DC motors. A couple of H-bridges. Basically, a little box of “make things move” for adults who still void warranties for fun. Naturally, I cracked it open Christmas night — because what else are you going to do when you’ve got free time and freshly printed datasheets? I’d never really messed with servos before. I live mostly in the world of AI, i

Rich Washburn
Dec 30, 20253 min read


VaporVault 3.0 — The “It’s Done (No, Really)” Update
I don’t even know if it’s still night or already morning.I just know that VaporVault 3.0 is done — and it’s good . Like, shockingly good. Not “cool prototype” good. Not “it boots without catching fire” good. I mean finished product good. If this thing were in an enclosure instead of hanging off my desk with a spaghetti mess of jumper wires and a button dangling from a breadboard, I’d buy it. Full stop. It’s clean. It’s stable. It’s slick. You connect to it and it just feels

Rich Washburn
Dec 6, 20252 min read


The Age of Ridiculous Invention: 2.0
(Still the same day. And yes, I’m still waiting for Amazon to catch up.) Hey, remember that ridiculous IR floodlight project from this...

Rich Washburn
Oct 10, 20253 min read


☕ My Coffee Now Has Wi-Fi. What Are You Doing With Your Life?
OK, so here's the deal: I was supposed to just knock out a simple control project for a client — build a gizmo that handles remote...

Rich Washburn
Apr 27, 20253 min read
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