I want to be very clear up front: I do not say this lightly. I am not a Microsoft apologist. I have receipts. Which is why the following sentence feels like it should come with a warning label: Microsoft may have accidentally — or deliberately, which is even more suspicious — done something genuinely good for the future of AI. Before anyone accuses me of recency bias or Stockholm syndrome, let’s rewind the tape. A Brief, Painful History of Microsoft and “Innovation” Three-ish