Someone just ran Doom on a pregnancy test using an ESP32. Congratulations. It's a space marine. And before you say 'that's ridiculous' — yes. That's exactly the point. Because here's the thing about Doom: since 1993, hackers have been running it on literally everything. Not because they need to. Because they can. And because the question 'can it run Doom?' has become the unofficial benchmark for whether a piece of hardware is actually interesting. The Official Hall of Fame 🖥