Let’s stop dancing around it. The App Store is dead. Not “dying.” Not “evolving.” Dead. It’s not because people don’t want software anymore. It’s because software no longer needs to be packaged, browsed, downloaded, or owned  in the way we’ve pretended makes sense for the last fifteen years. What comes next isn’t apps. It’s runtimes + agents + tokens . And once you see it, you can’t unsee it. The App Store Was a Distribution Hack — Not a Law of Nature The App Store solved a v

And why AI might finally slow us back down. There was a time when running a process meant you could go make a sandwich. Back in the day, computing was slow. You’d start a program, watch the progress bar crawl, maybe hear the hard drive click like a heartbeat, and then… you waited. Compiling code? Go grab lunch. Rendering a video? See you in the morning. Early computing was a Zen garden of patience and progress wheels. Then we got impatient.We wanted faster chips, shorter wait