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The Shortest Night, The Longest Table
There’s a strange peace that settles in on Christmas night. The noise stops. The lists stop. The chase pauses.For one night—one dark, midwinter night—everyone, everywhere, seems to remember how to be human. We spend the whole year competing.Once upon a time, that meant hunting the pig. Now it means fighting for paychecks, clients, clicks, and whatever else keeps the lights on. The arena changed, but the instinct didn’t. Survival still hums underneath everything we do. And the

Rich Washburn
Dec 26, 20252 min read


Merry Christmas from Two Swines
We all know that smell. It’s the smell that arrives before the guests do—the one that seeps through the walls and into memory. Cinnamon, clove, allspice, sugar. It’s the smell of the year turning toward the light again. Thanksgiving has a dozen good smells—roasted everything, butter, sage—but Christmas? Christmas owns a single, unmistakable note. It’s the scent that flips a switch in your brain and whispers, you’ve made it through another winter. I’m a foodie and a nerd—so, a

Rich Washburn
Dec 25, 20253 min read
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