I stumbled into this by accident. It started with boredom, Zoom fatigue, and the unholy marriage of my curiosity and too many AI tools. I’d been recording calls for transcripts—just like everyone else—when I decided to feed them into an AI analyzer. I wasn’t chasing self-awareness; I was chasing efficiency. Instead, I got a mirror. Turns out, I communicate like a human compression algorithm—talking in verbal zip files, pop culture fragments, and analogies that make people lau