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It's important to hydrate. It's also important to discreetly carry a medicinal quantity of high quality bourbon for yourself and at least one other. This brilliantly designed bottle perfectly disguises your stash making your well thought out backup plan virtually undetectable. Stay Responsibly "Hydrated"

Crafted from high-grade stainless steel, this bottle is not just a giggle-generator, but a trusty keeper of your liquids' desired temperatures. Whether you fancy your drinks arctic cold or lava hot, the double-wall construction has got you covered for a solid 6 hours. Plus, the odor- and leak-proof cap ensures your "totally-not-bourbon" stays fresh and contained, even when tossed into the chaotic abyss of your daily bag.

• High-grade stainless steel: Because your faux bourbon deserves nothing less.
• 17 oz (500 ml) of capacity: That’s a lot of undercover "water."
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm) - a bowling pin shape to knock down your thirst strikes.
• Vacuum flask with double-wall construction: Keeping your drink’s identity crisis under wraps, hot or cold.
• Glossy finish: Shiny on the outside, wet on the inside, just like a good water bottle should be.
• Odorless and leak-proof cap: No trace of last night’s bourbon, promise!
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids: Whether you prefer hot java or cold brew (wink!), it’s got your back.
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors: Because a funny bottle should also be a pretty bottle.
• Hand-wash only: Treat it with care, and it’ll keep your secret safe.

Remember, folks, it's a water bottle (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). So, let your "Not Bourbon" bottle accompany you to work, hikes, or wherever adulthood takes you. And remember, what's inside is our little secret.

Not Bourbon Stainless steel "water" bottle

SKU: 6524C4D0D9F6D_16030
$25.00Price